IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader) - The Full Moon - Page 15 (2024)

 
Blitzo:How did you know about this?
Y/N:Remember when you and Fizz got kidnapped? Before Crimson sent his ransom message, the two of us were bartering with Ozzie to get a Crystal.
Stolas:You have no longer have any need for my Grimoire. You have no other obligation to see me, to touch me, to bed me, you are...you are free of me.
Blitzo:I don't understand. Why are you giving me this? Am I not f*cking you good enough or something?
Y/N:Just...hear him out.
Stolas attaches the Crystal to Blitzo's arm.
Stolas:Blitzo, I'm giving you this because, I care very deeply for you. And I have for some time. But this...transaction we have, it's not right anymore. It hasn't been. ...It never was. And now I can see is how wrong it is to be so tethered so someone in such an unfair way, and not know how they feel. But...I want you to continue to be who you are. Your business. You don't have to see me anymore. You don't have to stay here with me...(takes hat off) but...I want you to. I want you to stay here with me, because *you* want to. Only if you want to...
Unfortunately, Blitzo completely misunderstands that Stolas is pouring his heart out and acknowledging his mistakes and how unfair to Blitzo their transaction was, thinking he's trying to role-play.
Blitzo:Ohhhh...ok, you're f*cking with me! This is an interesting role-play, never done this one before!
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Stolas looks heartbroken while you facepalm and drag your hand down your face.
Blitzo:"Oh, Stolas! I'll stay here with you, I love you so much! I-"
Stolas:Thank you, Blitzo. For awakening me. For making me...so happy. If only for a little while. I wish you the best with your business.
You give him a sympathetic look and walk out with him, Blitzo following after the two of you.
Blitzo:(incredulous laugh) H-hold on, you were serious? Hold on now, Stolas. What the f*ck?
Stolas:I have my answer, Blitzo. You needn't say anything.
Blitzo chases you and Stolas down the hall.
Blitzo:Y-you're talking crazy! Y/N, tell him he's talking crazy!
Y/N:I only came here to be moral support for Stolas, your personal feelings are your own, and I'm staying out of this.
Stolas: I have wanted you for you long! The fact that you couldn't believe that I might have these feelings about you, that your first instinct is that it's always...about sex...that's enough to know what this is.
As the three of you walk down a hallway, there are a series of portraits. Stolas has covered himself in the portraits with him and Octavia. A few portraits of you and Octavia remain unobscured.
Blitzo:What?! f*ck you, Stolas! You spring this feelings bullsh*t on me, are you f*cking kidding?! Can I get a f*ckING MINUTE TO THINK AFTER EVERYTHING YOU'VE PUT ME THROUGH, YOU POMPOUS, RICH ASSHOLE?! TREAT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR LITTLE BUTLER IMPS?! YOU CAN'T JUST DISMISS ME LIKE THAT! I MEAN, YOU ROYAL f*ckS DO THIS EVERY TIME! PLAY WITH OUR FEELINGS BECAUSE WE'RE SMALLER AND NOT AS IMPORTANT!
You scoff at the generalization and turn back to face Blitzo.
Y/N:Blitzo, that's not fair! Charlie, Bee, Ozzie, and myself are all royals and are in serious relationships with demons that are lower status than us!
Blitzo:Oh, sure! Stand up for your own kind! How do I know you aren't doing the exact same thing with my daughter?!
Pan to you looking genuinely hurt and Blitzo looking like he wishes he could take it back.
Y/N:You're really gonna go there? At least I'm f*cking married, unlike you, Mr."I f*ck up all my relationships"! You're really gonna say something like that about my relationship with a woman I love right to my face?! (demonic) f*ck you!
You take a deep breath.
Y/N:You know what? I know we've had our ups and downs, but I really thought you were changing and we starting to become friends. (sarcastic) Glad to know my father-in-law hates my guts.
Blitzo:I-
Y/N:Get out...
Stolas:Blitzo...I think so very highly of you. (voice cracking) I didn't realize you think so low of me. (crying) Goodbye, Blitzo.
Blitzo:Guys, wait! I'm s-
He gets teleported outside.
Blitzo:What. The. FUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK?!
Y/N:(ears flattened) Stolas? ...Are you-
You're cut off as Stolas hugs you and cries into your shoulder. Gradually, you wrap your arms and tail around him as the scene fades to black.
End of episode.
I'm just gonna leave this here.